Put the kettle on and put the coffee in the pressé. Don’t put too much. Pour the water in the pressé. (“How much?”) Until about there. Squidge it a few times (demonstrates) and then pour it into the cup. Get a clean cup (gets cup for me) and don’t let there be any floaty things in there.
DON’T TALK TO ANYBODY. DON’T LOOK AT ANYBODY. KICK. SCREAM. (“All the usual stuff….”) But do that. Be safe. Look around you. Be aware of your surroundings. Don’t talk to anybody and you won’t be in that situation. No one would be able to dupe you. (“They wouldn’t even get close enough, let’s be real.”) Yes. (Laughs) I fear for the person who tries to do that to you. You’re so hard! You’re like Auntie Ester! We always joke about how she keeps Uncle Glen in line.
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